Saturday, May 25, 2013

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

green-bambi-eyes:

s—pirit:

s—pirit:

fucking sex

(Source: zoeyactress)

(Source: vongruby)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

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(Source: snapchatting)

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

(Source: kanon)

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

(Source: larvitarr)